Best Weekend Ever

Best Weekend Ever

     My last weekend was undoubtedly the best I've ever had and tragically the best I will ever have.  It started Friday night when my wife, her sisters and I went to see Slenderman in theaters.  It was delightfully terrible.  That night, we got home, ordered pizza, drank copious amounts of alcohol and played Mario Party until we couldn't read anymore.
     The next morning, none of us were hungover because we're all cool like that.  I was going to go out and do some yard work but decided I'd rather rock out in my jammy jams all day.  After a delicious and healthy breakfast of actual granulated sugar in a bowl, I fired up the gaming machine and got ready to play some games.  It was about that time that Danny and Brian from my favorite band NSP literally exploded into my house and put on a private concert.  Afterwards we drank copious amounts of alcohol and played Mario Party until we couldn't read anymore, except Danny who doesn't drink.
     They went home that night but fixed my house before they left because they were polite guests.  I managed to wake up early on Sunday because again, I'm too cool to get hungover.  I got some yard work done like I intended to do Saturday which left me feeling satisfied and productive.  My wife, her sisters and I celebrated my success and an amazing weekend by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and playing Mario Party until we couldn't read anymore.


Best Friend

    You would not believe the amazing weekend I had dude!  Stephie and her sisters and I all went to see Slenderman Friday night.  It was terrible, but still enjoyable.  When we got home we had pizza and played drunk Mario Party all night.
     You know we're too cool for hangovers, so the next morning I got up to do some yard work.  I wound up not doing that though because I wanted to rock out in my jammy jams.  Speaking of rocking out and jammy jams, can you believe it: Danny and Brian actually exploded into my house!  No one was injured thankfully, as we all know Brian is quite the demolitions expert.  They played some songs for us and then we all played Mario Party and drank all night, except Danny.  He's got health restrictions.
     They left but fixed up the house first.  As we all know, Brian is quite the handyman.  The next morning I cleaned up the driveway and mowed the lawn and then my wife and her sisters and I celebrated my success and an amazing weekend by getting hammered and playing Mario Party.


Mom

     Hey Mom!  I had a great weekend.  Steph and her sisters and I went and saw Slenderman in theaters.  It's a movie based on some silly internet urban legend that was popular in like 2010.  As you can imagine it wasn't that great but we still had fun.  We went home afterward and played video games and had pizza.
     The next morning I was going to do some yard work but I was too exhausted from working so hard during the week, so I decided to relax instead.  I was going to play some more video games but suddenly Danny and Brian, the members of my favorite band, dramatically showed up and put on a private concert for me and the boys™!  They stuck around afterward and played video games with us too.
     They left politely around 9:00 to allow us to get some sleep.  I got around to doing that yard work on Sunday and to celebrate, we played video games again all day.


Grandma

     Hello Grandma!  Last weekend was fun.  Stephanie and her sisters and I all went to see a movie on Friday night.  It was silly, but still a fun time.  We had pizza and played games when we got home.
     I was going to do some yard work Saturday morning, but I was so tired from working all week that I decided to relax instead.  A couple of guys from a band I like paid us a visit and played some songs for us!  It was a nice surprise.  They spent a little time with us afterward as well playing games.
    They politely left early in the night to let us get some sleep.  On Sunday I got around to doing that yard work and we all celebrated my success and a great weekend by playing games all day.