If I Won the Lottery

If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is pay off my mortgage. Then I'd give my mom a fat check so she can get a sweet beach house in Florida. Half of my winnings would be put it in investments to make sure I keep making money. After that, I would go out and find a super sweet party mansion somewhere near Montgomery and buy it. Once I was all moved in, I'd go on Amazon and just buy stuff.

I'd have a room each dedicated to eras of retro gaming, and a little conveyor belt to take me between them. For my wife, I'd make sure to have a massive workshop with all sorts of tools and raw materials so she can make whatever she wants. I would build a couple art studios for my wife's sisters, one for each of them so they don't have to be finicky about privacy anymore. I would build a massive bar to store all of my fancy liquors and then pay a famous personal trainer to tell me not to drink any of it.

After establishing my home base, I would want to go traveling. I'd grab my mom and my wife and her sisters and we'd go all over Europe. In addition to visiting my brother in Germany, I'd want to check out all of the regional cultures in all of the countries. We'd go bar hopping and explore restaurants and all the castles and other landmarks. If we felt like it, we could stop by Japan too.

When I'm done having fun, I'd probably spend a lot of time going back to college just to see how many degrees I could get. I would want to have all of the bachelor's degrees in a college's catalog.

Another thing I'd like to do is fund a movie studio for the sole purpose of paying A-list celebrities to take tiny background roles in student art-house films. Imagine something like the Blair Witch Project but Dwayne Johnson is in the background of a single scene for no reason.