My name is
Margaret Mallory, and I’m a stone cold vixen with all the fixins. I’m
seventy-six years young, and in all my years I haven’t met a man who’s man
enough to tame me. My hobbies include patchwork quilts, collecting cat memorabilia
(I’m ALLERGIC), and kickboxing. I hold the record in my sewing circle for most
boxes of cat quilts kicked.
If you want
to make a pass at this lass you need to be three things: tall, rich, and
incredibly mean to children. I’ve never been able to have children and boy do I
want them to know I’m bitter about it! My dream is to go to an orphanage with
my rich husband, act like we’re going to adopt a child and then never pick them
up! Oh, the tears in my eyes! What fun. Imagine the look on their stupid little
face when they realize they aren’t actually wanted!
You should
message me if you think you can handle an old, mean fighting machine with more
sass than sassafrass!
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